You want to go home and you don't have any money? Take my dick in your mouth, I'll take you home

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

I'm gonna fuck because I want to, not because my brother's blackmailing me!

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

I poured and pissed, but she's still shy and she won't let go

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

Wow, I blushed from orgasm in there while I was jumping on my dick, look at that

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike