Chief, I'll show you what I can do and let you give me a raise

I'm gonna fuck because I want to, not because my brother's blackmailing me!

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

Tits and fuck, it's better than playing Counter-Strike

Wow, I blushed from orgasm in there while I was jumping on my dick, look at that

I poured and pissed, but she's still shy and she won't let go

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it